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lucas-and-clark:

So glad you hold me in such high esteem. 

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Always will, babes. Now is your chance to sprinkle me with compliments.

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fabianprewettdidstrut:

I should be able to treat myself on holidays.

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Suit yourself, Doc. Though you may want to invest in some elastic waistbands. 

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lucas-and-clark:

I’m sorry darling, I am just a touch too young to be a Michelango piece.

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You beat that twink any day. 

[AU]

lucas-and-clark:

You’ve made no secret of your extreme fondness of my “bum”.

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Can you blame me? It’s a work of art. I still think Michelangelo had a hand in creating you.

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lucas-and-clark:

Because I’ve got a chahming smile, and a great ass – neithah of which you can get enough of. 

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True on both accounts, though I dare you to guess which I’m more fond of. 

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lucas-and-clark:

I’d do it again if given the chance.

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Remind me why I love such a wicked man?

[AU]

lucas-and-clark:

Not with that. Not even if you were dying.

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I’m still upset that you burned the photographs. 

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fabianprewettdidstrut:

Pfft. Pansy.

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I meant for you, Dr. Prewett. I can literally hear the seams of your pants struggling. 

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lucas-and-clark:

Oh it’s failing you, since you were nevah supposed to mention that again. 

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Today is a special occasion, I think we’re allowed a free pass.