Really? I think yoah fathah would disagree with that one, babe.
Excuse you, I’m not the pahent here. I’m supposed to corrupt him. Don’t listen to him, Alexandah. He’s lying to you, I fight dragons all day therefore I obviously hold all the answahs to the universe.
I amend my last statement to this, you’ve charmed those who matter.
No, you’re not the one throwing caution to the wind when it comes to the future. Don’t listen to him, he thinks one fire breather makes him kind of the world, but just you wait until you’re older. The stories I have to tell you..
You’re good with him, Luke. Really—.
What was that?
Yoah dad’s losing it already, little man, maybe we should run while we still have the chance. What do you think?
You’re a tw— I guess you’re good at calming the nerves of all Stebbins men, love.
Oi, don’t go turning him against me now. I have to at least get in a few years of utter torment. Don’t listen to the funny man, he really doesn’t understand himself at times, little bird.
Here, let me try.
C’mon Alexander, what’s the problem, huh? It can’t be all bad.
Are you sure? I’ve not been able to figure out anything that’d..
— Not only can he tame dragons, he can tame children.
You stay in that mood he’s only going to get fussiah.
I’ve tried everything, you should’ve seen me in Honeydukes. I was all but dancing around trying to calm him.
Sure, sure. There you are, let me just budge out of the way.
Thank you, kindly. I didn’t realize I’d need an extra set of arms after—
Always such a good mate, Tiberius..
Mhm, that’s so.
You should have said something before now.
Why? This ended up working well. Here, you can finish it. I should probably eat something substantial. It’s been a long week and I feel ready to fall over.
How are you? I’m sorry for not being— around.