Too late, the damage is done.
I guess we should get you settled then. Let me grab the mat.
So do Hemingway and Daisy get my spot on the bed too? I see where I rank with you.
I’d say yes, but who would I steal the covers from? I couldn’t sleep without my mini moment of terror.
Of course. So what are you thinking for this redesign?
A cage for you and a bigger bed for Puff.
What can I say? I have a sick sense of humah.
At least you’re self aware.
You’ah really asking?
You really do like giving me a fright, don’t you?
No, I just– I didn’t expect it.
And I don’t want to forget you mentioned it.
No? Well is it something you’d like or—?
Well— I figured you would— You have been staying in there for quite a few nights, figured it easier than shuffling back and forth. Not that you have to, was only a idea, a whim if you will. Forget I mentioned it.
The first one? I knew none of this was based on freewill. Damn. You could, but you won’t.
You think I’d let something this important be left to your free will? Ha. I’d be eighty and still waiting. You’d probably— well best not to think like that.
Good enough to keep around for a little longer. Another serious matter though, I think I want redecorate. I was looking things over at work today, which was a complete joke might I mention. Actually had to teach some wanker how to file the books and such— anyways, I thought it would be nice to— change things around. New things for this room, a few strips of new paper for the walls— stuff for our room.
Well I mean, if you wanted to be loved it probably wouldn’t have hurt. If you’ah okay with it being a lie that is because so fah I just like you a lot. Platonic really.
Only platonic? Bugger, I was told the one I slipped you early on was strong enough for— I could throw something at you. Git.