I can think of quite a few things you should be worrying about ovah me though.
I am going to say this once, and never will it be repeated again. You are no less important to me than Alexander. To imply that you are is an insult to both you and I. Do you understand?
Furthermore, it isn’t up to you or anyone else to dictate the level of importance when it comes to those in my life.
You don’t have to, I always come back, and I try my best to be careful. You don’t need to worry, nothings going to happen, I promise.
You can’t promise, no one can. Things happen that are beyond our control, and I get that. I’m no kook who thinks the sky is about to fall at any moment, but I think a good amount of worry is healthy. It’s better than hoping you won’t return at all, right?
You might not realize it, but I do happen to worry every single time you leave this place.
If I make it to my latah years. Let’s be real, my job tends to come with an iffy mahtality rate.
Oh, it’s surprising is it?
— I don’t think that is funny in the slightest.
No, I don’t, but if yoah looks start going down hill I’m reminding you of this convahsation.
What about you? Evah miss yoah life befahe me?
That’s rich coming from the American, I’ve seen how you lot fair in the later years. Old, wide, crotchety.
You know, I’m surprised in ways by this, but no. It was too complicated, you’re not. Plus I quite enjoy someone who doesn’t swipe all the covers at the end of the night.
Am I supposed to? Afraid I’ve secretly gotten tired of you or something?
I’m not asking for a reason, only curious. Plus my looks are only going to get better as I age, which is quite the prize for you.
Glad I missed it then. Though I will admit seventh for the month is pretty impressive.
Do you ever miss it, the single life?
Some rubbish the neighbor was spewing at her newest beau. I think he marks the seventh one this month